Greg Martin

High above the tiny hamlet of Grockleton stands Beesley Manor, home to the ominous Landlord and his…shall we say, genetically ambiguent…minions, including Pooch, a cross-eyed marksman, and Dobbin, who likes to drink gasoline. The Landlord keeps a watchful eye over his domain, brutally dispatching any strangers who enter – except for females he needs to (involuntarily) sire a Beesley heir…When three unsuspecting travelers arrive, the Landlord plans to make two of them his trophies and the other his bride…unless they can beat him at his own game.